First you forget names, then you forget faces, then you forget to pull your zipper up, then you forget to pull your zipper down. Leo Rosenberg

Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss. Douglas Adams

Food is an important part of a balanced diet. Fran Lebowitz

Foot: A special device for finding furniture in the dark. Unknown

For your information, I would like to ask a question. Samuel Goldwyn

Forty is the old age of youth; fifty is the youth of old age. Proverb

Fragile. Do not drop. Posted on a Boeing 757

French wine growers fear that this year's vintage may be entirely spoiled due to the grape treaders' sit-in. Ronnie Corbett

Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings. unknown

Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please. Mark Twain

Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want, then when you see what the other fellow has, you wish you had ordered that. Anonymous